The Horrible Beauty: That's one way to let him down gently.

That's one way to let him down gently.

Meghan: I was on this awful date, but I couldn't figure out how to end it. He wouldn't shut up!
Bella: I hate that.
Meghan: Seriously, I'm just not good at rejecting people.
Bella: Me neither. That's why I give so many blow jobs.

25 March 2011 • friends blow jobs conversations

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Tales of a fun-loving, trouble-making anti-ingénue.

It's like "Sex & The City," only without the Manolos. And without the sex.

My name is Bella, short for Horribella. I'm really good at making really bad decisions so you don't have to.

I'll leave it up to you to decide if "The Horrible Beauty" refers to the player or the game.

Some names are changed to protect the guilty. Others aren't, most likely because I'm beyond pissed, drunk, or lazy. Or all of the above.

I welcome you to e-mail me at horribella
@thehorriblebeauty.com. I also welcome you to take me out for sushi and/or vodka drinks.

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