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9.) Preparedness is the key to survival in unknown territory.
ie, Get a Brazilian wax before each and every vacation.
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Horribella’s Advice for The Children.
Thanks to Nico, for classing it up.
8.) If you can’t be a 10, at least be a 7 who puts out.
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Horribella’s Advice for The Children
7.) There’s nothing like the cold, cold floor on your drunk, drunk face.
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Horribella’s Advice for The Children, passed along from my mother in response to me saying I slept on the bathroom floor.
It’s no wonder I turned out so well, huh?
6.) Make-up is a lot easier to remove if you wear it for two days.
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Horribella’s Advice for The Children
5.) If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, don’t give it your number.
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3.) Your friends are always right. Your parents are usually right in retrospect. Boys are never right.
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Horribella’s Advice for The Children
2.) Wash your hair more often than I do.
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Horribella’s Advice for The Children. (Ongoing.)
