The Horrible Beauty

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My friends like me for me, not because I sing like Pavarotti, or because I'm such a hottie...

  • Bella: What time are you going to the bar tonight?
  • Brian: Not sure, after band practice. You?
  • Bella: Not sure either. I have to shower. I think there's vodka in my hair.
  • Brian: I love you.
  • Bella: I know. How could you not?

25 May 2011 friends vodka conversations


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That's one way to let him down gently.

  • Meghan: I was on this awful date, but I couldn't figure out how to end it. He wouldn't shut up!
  • Bella: I hate that.
  • Meghan: Seriously, I'm just not good at rejecting people.
  • Bella: Me neither. That's why I give so many blow jobs.

25 March 2011 friends blow jobs conversations


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Oh, hai, Tumblr Tues.

  • Bella: I actually sexxed the nosering out of my face last night.
  • Lola: See, that's why we're friends.
  • Bella: Because that makes me your hero?
  • Lola: Because I've totally done that before.

26 October 2010 friends lola conversations sex


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P.T.S.D.

  • Bella: I was so unproductive today. I had a mile long list of things to do, but instead I just laid around like I was suffering from Post Traumatic Sex Disorder.
  • Lola: Well, was it good at least? The sex, I mean.
  • Bella: Oh god, yes.
  • Lola: Then I'd consider that a productive day after all.

18 October 2010 friends lola conversations


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Bella: I think first dates are nice when they're kind of casual.

  • Jane: Yeah, my last first date, I wasn't even sure it was a date until...
  • Bella: Until you had sex?
  • Jane: No. It was a little while after that.

20 August 2010 friends first date conversations


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