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nerdycatlady asked: I still wish we could have gone through the revenge scenario that night. Drink in the face? Me pretending I was his ex and that he gave herpes to? I'm sick of guys thinking they need to paint this story to get in our pants. Honesty is best. Well, now you're working up toward LA and leaving this loser in the dust.

Seriously, we were all set to B & Serena that twerp until he pussed out. (How many pop culture/TV references can I cram into this post?)

But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If you want to just bang, just say that… and bang. There is nothing wrong with it. We’re a lot more likely to say yes, and we have nobody but ourselves to blame if we enter into something knowingly. The lovely lady who posted this comment agrees, and she’s a way nicer girl than I am.

This is just another dude who proves that we have completely drained Boston of dates. There are no other fish in that sea, just bottom feeders. I’m glad I’ve got some untapped territory now. And they say NY is home to the most beautiful people in the world… I’ll just keep fishing my way west.

(Above image from -odd-person-.tumblr.com).

10 March 2011 friends revenge andrew douchebag sex one night stand boston new york los angeles


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